Who didn’t buy tick­ets the day they went on sale for the pair of Shins’ shows tonight and tomor­row? Who thought to her­self, “Two shows? That’s crazy!”? Who tried to buy tick­ets online a few weeks ago, found both shows sold out, fig­ured she could buy tick­ets on craigslist and then real­ized she was being priced out of a concert?

Who will spare you the whole old-person-who-likes-indie-rock-and-wants-a-band-she-likes-to-be-able-to-eat-but-would-like-to-see them-without-a-big-hassle whine and moan?