Who didn’t buy tickets the day they went on sale for the pair of Shins’ shows tonight and tomorrow? Who thought to herself, “Two shows? That’s crazy!”? Who tried to buy tickets online a few weeks ago, found both shows sold out, figured she could buy tickets on craigslist and then realized she was being priced out of a concert?
Who will spare you the whole old-person-who-likes-indie-rock-and-wants-a-band-she-likes-to-be-able-to-eat-but-would-like-to-see them-without-a-big-hassle whine and moan?