I tried to post this last night from Tre and it didn’t go up. Anyway:

to get all free­gan or any­thing, but I am feel­ing a lit­tle more
waste-weary than usual. That’s part of the rea­son I’ve decided to wear
my mom’s wed­ding dress. Why con­tribute to the myth that you can only be
beau­ti­ful in a dress you only wear once? In stark con­trast, Ryan and I went
to look for suits for him and in my next life, I am com­ing back
as a dude. They include alter­ations in the price–wtf?