I saw some­thing great while elliptical-ing the other day at the gym. A woman wear­ing an out­fit made up of the fol­low­ing elements:

A white robe, much like this one—

With a black tur­ban on her head, much like this—

So far, so awe­some, right? On her feet, a pair of clas­sic Jack Rogers (or maybe they were Bonan­nos, not sure)—

I know, why didn’t I get off the damn ellip­ti­cal and get her phone num­ber? This was topped off with a pair of major sun­glasses along these lines—

The pièce de résis­tance was her gold Mer­cedes. Awe­some lady, Boca needs more of you. I think to become her BFF I need to start going to water aerobics.