OK, I promised you (and my husband) some ideas for the Trip We Take Before We Have the Baby (so much easier to say than “babymoon”) and honestly, I really don’t care. It doesn’t have to be elaborate. I just want decent surroundings and good food. A pool if possible. The aforementioned husband in relaxation […]
Archives for March, 2011
I Fought My Pants
Spoiler alert: My pants won. A few weeks ago, I looked in the mirror and thought, “Hey, I look sort of pregnant.” It’s a good thing, too, because I’ve been going to prenatal yoga classes and feeling like an impostor. At least until we get to the part of class where we tell everyone how far […]
Keep it Simple
This marks my third spring in warmer climes. Weird. Even now that I wear the same clothes essentially year-round, I somehow feel the seasons change. There are no winter coats to put away, yet I want to clean out my closets, rearrange every drawer in the house and buy something new. (Before you say, “Duh. You’re nesting,” […]
Words I’d Like to Ban
Much like when I got engaged and ran out and bought a bunch of wedding magazines, I have been working my way through a stack of pregnancy mags. Much like the wedding magazines, the pregnancy periodicals are very close to useless. I realize that ours is a consumer culture, and with each life event comes […]
Blame My Mom
My mom is an excellent cook, and a woman who rarely—if ever—eats prepackaged food. So when she tells you she likes something that comes in a box, I suggest you listen up. Her tip: Beecher’s macaroni and cheese. You can buy it online, but I found it nearby at Smart & Final. (My mom says […]
An Explanation, of Sorts
The last few months have been thrilling. Spine-tingling. Exhilirating, even. So where have I been? Why haven’t I been sharing this excitement? Well. I am pregnant. Not to get all emotional, but, 2010 was rough. For a variety of reasons. One of the biggies, though, was my frustration with my own body. Pregnancy was not, […]